Tomorrow is the last day of school. I have signed a contract for next year which is good, but I feel that it is important to immortalize the students that I have taught. So for your pleasure the following are some things that the students have actually said this year. And just a random fact, but I think after reading these, you too will realize that I have the best job. No names have been added on purpose.
"The motion is transfered the the balloon by your estrophogous (your shoulder)"
"Eat my boogie."
"Miss Pierce, can I steal?"
"The stripes alternate like every other one!"
"Senators make laws for...communists?"
"20 doesn't have a 2 in it."
"Why do we breathe? No really..."
"Does it come from the cantaloupe animal?"
"Hey Miss Pierce, you jumped off a ten foot cliff and you're alive?"
"How do you spell filipe? Oh that's easy, you just look up Philip in a dictionary and you spell it with a mexican."
"Are you sure this dictionary is right? I am pretty sure spaghetti has some "L's" in it."
"It smells like popcorn in here, listen."
"Como se dice "no" en english?"
"What's in milk? Cow! I mean Grass! Mootrition?"
"How did the pioneers cross the plains? Boats!"
"Pick a number between 1 and 5. 7!"
"Mr. D. you weigh like .5 tons...I meant to say .9"
"I you they are from spain."
I must admit that I love my job. My students are hiliarious and they say things like this every day. We laugh, a lot. That being said...Yeah for summer!
