Tomorrow is the last day of school. I have signed a contract for next year which is good, but I feel that it is important to immortalize the students that I have taught. So for your pleasure the following are some things that the students have actually said this year. And just a random fact, but I think after reading these, you too will realize that I have the best job. No names have been added on purpose.
"The motion is transfered the the balloon by your estrophogous (your shoulder)"
"Eat my boogie."
"Miss Pierce, can I steal?"
"The stripes alternate like every other one!"
"Senators make laws for...communists?"
"20 doesn't have a 2 in it."
"Why do we breathe? No really..."
"Does it come from the cantaloupe animal?"
"Hey Miss Pierce, you jumped off a ten foot cliff and you're alive?"
"How do you spell filipe? Oh that's easy, you just look up Philip in a dictionary and you spell it with a mexican."
"Are you sure this dictionary is right? I am pretty sure spaghetti has some "L's" in it."
"It smells like popcorn in here, listen."
"Como se dice "no" en english?"
"What's in milk? Cow! I mean Grass! Mootrition?"
"How did the pioneers cross the plains? Boats!"
"Pick a number between 1 and 5. 7!"
"Mr. D. you weigh like .5 tons...I meant to say .9"
"I you they are from spain."
I must admit that I love my job. My students are hiliarious and they say things like this every day. We laugh, a lot. That being said...Yeah for summer!
2 comments:
You need to put up a big piece of paper on the wall in your room and write this stuff on it, just like we had in our Alta apartment! So funny!!
they actually hang all around the classroom. I type them up, then they students sign them often letting people in on their thought processes...then they are laminated and hung. They not only love it, but try to get on what they call the "wall of shame."
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